īLATANT MARKETING ALERT – Ok, so probably not in time for Christmas, but you could print them this pic and the shit should be at HQ in early Jan, so something to look forward to. Find the best bike fitter in your area and arrange some sort of voucher scenario. Upside is that it will get rid of the bitching about sore this or that, as well as making your Christmas target feel PRO, which lets face it, is pretty much the present they really want. If these blow your brains out too much, then the new Fulcrum Racing Zero is an absolute winner in full black set-up.Ĭhances are the Roadie in your life got out a tape measure and together with some mates ( who probably don’t want to be beaten) they roughly measured up what looked like an okish fit on the bike.Īpparently its ‘off season’ at the moment in most places, so perfect timing to get a PRO bike fit and sort out adjustments that no doubt need to be made. Not as expensive as a set of Enve’s, new design and lots of deep dish goodness. The best upgrade is a hot pair of wheels and the New Kid on the Block are these units right here, Knight Carbon Clincher 65’s. No such thing as too many wheels to a roadie and they can all be easily justified, like people who live in Wellington and still want to rock 80mm deep dish carbon wheels, AKA – Death Wish VI. They need training wheels, climbing wheels, deep dish wheels, full disc wheel for TT’s ( used twice a year), clinchers, tubs, spare wheels, black wheels and on and fucking on. The best gift you can give a road cyclist? WHEELS. Possibly aim for the non-happy ending variety, unless you have a team mate that’s into that sort of thing… Depends how awkward you like your team BBQ’s. Get them some massage vouchers, not only will this help feed their already dangerous #IamPRO mindset, but you’ll have less whinging to contend with about sore legs. They’ll also be gearing up for the Strava Festi 500, which fucks up your festivity plans no end, so one thing is clear from all of this: They need some TLC ( or a slap). Italian goodness making sweet love with your frameĬhances are the Roadie in your life is racking up crazy miles driven by the unshakable desire that maybe they will suddenly become PRO if they can just sustain 20 hours per week.
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